Clean Getaway

When you take a shit, wipe your ass and the t.p. is clean as a whistle.
I was so happy my dump was a clean getaway, as I was on a date.
by J. Edwards April 24, 2003
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That turd we've ALL had where you hear it hit the water, Hell, you even feel the splash-back but when you look a second later, it's no where to be seen - as though it flushed itself, yet flushing has yet to occur.
by Screwysquearl October 18, 2016
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clean getaway

When you take a nasty dump at work and really stink up the place but get in and out of the bathroom before anyone comes in.
A had to drop a deuce at work today after all of that mexican good last night. I really stunk up the place. But I was able to make a clean getaway.
by kajoe September 16, 2006
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clean getaway

When you are having anal sex,hopefully with a chick, before you pull out you poke her in the sides so she clentches up and your dick comes out clean.
I hate getting shit on my dick, so I use the clean getaway on my girlfriends.
by KC October 18, 2004
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