clayman

a perfect unspoiled man, able to adapt and mold himself.

A blank canvas.

We are so lucky to hire this young clayman before some one had a chance to spoil him.

by scully troller August 6, 2008

Clayman

Person who enjoys the act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup. When done in prison, the reciever is dominant; the one doing it is submissive. Clayman loves to play soggy sao at lunchtime. After playing at lunchtime the Clayman will enjoy shooting the winkle with all of his other gay friends. A Clayman's main goal in life is to one day aspire to the likes of Shermdog, however this is virtually impossibele because they usually die young as a result of all the Monkey Nuts he eats.

Holy shit that guy is a Clayman he really enjoys getting bird fucked in the asshole.

by Bill Cowher February 18, 2005

Porsche Cayman S

Designed by the good people at Porshe A.G. as an intermediate car that fills the gap between the 911 and the Boxster. A mid engine build that puts a premium on handling and driving precision more than balls-out peformance from, say the 911S. Yet it can blast to 60mph in around 5 toe curling seconds {depends on year, model etc} and scare the living crappola' out of yourself in the process. I guess it's about 40% Boxster, 30% 911 and the rest it's own special goods. A special blend to be sure. Let lose to the public in 2005, it's built a nice rep' as a multi use road machine that can cummute like a Honda Civic with pretty good gas mileage {20 city, 28 hwy} with the ponnies to transform itself into a mini Indy car by simply mashing down your right foot....you know the one. The flat six's exhaust note is simply symphonic with a low growl that mutates into a Banshee shriek that makes a guys spine say "Oh Baby!, spank me harder and don't spare the hand brush!" It really sounds like an ole' school 993 Carrera with the air cooled flat six. The car seems connected to the driver with an almost telekinetic union and that means you feel everything from the whirling pound of the engine through your back to every little bit of foreign matter you drive over. The car does have it's little piss-offs though but who the fuck cares! Your driving one of the most cool rides from Stuttgart to grace Canadian streets in years.

"What the hell was 'dat little shcreamer?" said the drunkin' alien. "Why, it was a Porsche Cayman S you silly, green, bug-eyed twat" Say's the english gentleman in a tweed coat.

by BEASER February 24, 2011

Claymonster

Proper Noun, masculine and feminine. Plural: Claymonsters. Modernized version of "Claymonter," or one who hails from the community of Claymont, Delaware.

Anyone currently, or formerly domiciled within the unincorporated special district of Claymont, Delaware (at the most north-eastern border, along the bank of the Delaware River), a peaceful community of law-abiding, play hard/work hard, non-shit taking citizens, who will bounce you with a quickness if you think you are coming to Claymont to cause grief.

Specifically excludes any upright, tax-paying citizens voluntarily electing to retain the label of "Claymonter" as a conservative, uptight preference for status quo. All Claymonsters are Claymonters by birth or naturalization. Any Claymonter can become a Claymonster by legendary feat or accomplishment.

As contributed by David L.* on Facebook, "the term 'Claymonster' was started by a gentleman of the name Bobby C. name withheld until permitted. It came to be after being in George's bar Darley Road Tavern for several hours. …”. Claymonster also applies to the original tattoo design by Bobby C., not to be confused with other sad poser tats being drawn by losers.

Bobby C. is the talented artist who designed the "original" Claymonster tattoo and he has the balls to get medieval on a poser wanna-be.

My neighbor has a Claymonster tattoo! Teresa R.* contribution on Facebook.

Hey, when did we start being called "Claymonsters!!!" ... I'm not a Claymonster ... that's stupid and I don't like it.

Claymonsters from the Hill outclass all other Claymonsters for bravery, wit, and ass-kicking side-splitting mischief-making.

The only weapons a Claymonster ever needs is his/her wits, his/her mouth, and his/her balls.

by Outlaw Josie April 30, 2013

claymation

An animation or movie created by manipulating clay models, taking photographs for every individual frame that are then concatenated to form the actual animation.

"This claymation was very nicely done."

by Schneelocke December 22, 2004

Clammando

When a female chooses not to wear underwear. The ladies' version of going "commando."

Ugh. I actually have to wash these jeans. I've been going clammando all week.

by Preparation8ch January 6, 2012

Clamando

When a woman does not wear underwear. The female version of "commando."

The paparrazi goes nuts when Brittany Spears goes clamando.

by NudgeFellen August 10, 2007