A noun made up to confuse people and make them look like an idiot pretending to know what it is. Usually used in a question asking somebody what their claymen looks like. Usually also used to make it sound rather perverted. Off family guy I think. No idea where it actually started.
Do you have a claymen?

Hey where's your claymen?

Dude my claymen itches so bad. Wanna scratch it for me?

What does your claymen look like?
by can i touch your claymen? February 26, 2009
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tall lanky claytopians interacting with humans on earth
by ai'thang boy September 5, 2003
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