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claymen

A noun made up to confuse people and make them look like an idiot pretending to know what it is. Usually used in a question asking somebody what their claymen looks like. Usually also used to make it sound rather perverted. Off family guy I think. No idea where it actually started.
Do you have a claymen?

Hey where's your claymen?

Dude my claymen itches so bad. Wanna scratch it for me?

What does your claymen look like?
by can i touch your claymen? March 5, 2009
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claymen

tall lanky claytopians interacting with humans on earth
by ai'thang boy September 5, 2003
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Clameneninonon and poypoy

It is one of the best group chats in history.
Don’t mess with us….
Don’t mess with clameneninonon and poypoy
by Clameneninonon and poypoy July 17, 2021
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Claymonster

Proper Noun, masculine and feminine. Plural: Claymonsters. Modernized version of "Claymonter," or one who hails from the community of Claymont, Delaware.

Anyone currently, or formerly domiciled within the unincorporated special district of Claymont, Delaware (at the most north-eastern border, along the bank of the Delaware River), a peaceful community of law-abiding, play hard/work hard, non-shit taking citizens, who will bounce you with a quickness if you think you are coming to Claymont to cause grief.

Specifically excludes any upright, tax-paying citizens voluntarily electing to retain the label of "Claymonter" as a conservative, uptight preference for status quo. All Claymonsters are Claymonters by birth or naturalization. Any Claymonter can become a Claymonster by legendary feat or accomplishment.

As contributed by David L.* on Facebook, "the term 'Claymonster' was started by a gentleman of the name Bobby C. name withheld until permitted. It came to be after being in George's bar Darley Road Tavern for several hours. …”. Claymonster also applies to the original tattoo design by Bobby C., not to be confused with other sad poser tats being drawn by losers.
Bobby C. is the talented artist who designed the "original" Claymonster tattoo and he has the balls to get medieval on a poser wanna-be.

My neighbor has a Claymonster tattoo! Teresa R.* contribution on Facebook.

Hey, when did we start being called "Claymonsters!!!" ... I'm not a Claymonster ... that's stupid and I don't like it.

Claymonsters from the Hill outclass all other Claymonsters for bravery, wit, and ass-kicking side-splitting mischief-making.

The only weapons a Claymonster ever needs is his/her wits, his/her mouth, and his/her balls.
by Outlaw Josie April 30, 2013
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Caymen

A really attractive guy. He's fine as fuck and has a sexy ass smile. His voice is hot as fuck, he's confident and has a sense of humor. Attractive guy sexy
"This guy became a Caymen and had me head over heels"
by Thju555 July 31, 2016
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Clayden

A ship name for Claire Rock Smith and Ayden Mekus.

A beautiful and positive couple who are so caring and an amazing couple.
by The.squad April 5, 2021
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clayten

An amazing man and an even more amazing boyfriend. He will treat you better than anyone could treat a girl. He is a very very cute.
Look at clayten
by Nahjaka May 5, 2018
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