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Clauson/The Claw 

A man who once lived in a cave long ago with the first name of Jake started this form of man. He has an allure to all types of females be it wasps or chickens any female is sure to fall victim to his illustrious at sometimes gravitational pull of sexual tension. He is a master of the female anatomy and any female to feel his moist long hands will sure be in for the "ride" of there lives. His only flaw is that he is weak and will succumb to almost any form of violence. A clauson will drop to his knees when approached by any male stronger then he thinks he is and most likely perform any type of oral fixations to pleasure and hopefully gain the males trust so that afterwards he may strike with a key blade. Clauson also known as The Claw will sometimes hide in dark moist places waiting to win over any female. Clauson is a sex machine who is a force to be reckoned with.
The Gallent clauson or "Claw" strikes his prey with his moist hands of seduction.
Clauson/The Claw: Moist or very wet
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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