claxon

A word that can mean anything in any context.

claxon me a pint mate.
you claxon
im claxoning off to the shop
claxon you later
waa im claxoned

by k werd May 6, 2005

claxon

Chavs use this word when they are jealous of how clever and intelligent you are.

I'm gonna fuckin write bellend on the wall coz it's me favourite word o' week (writes 'Bilend'). There yaa go mate bellend. Fuckin' that's what you un's are innit ya fuckin'...CLAXON...Fuck me charver...I'M FUCKED!

by stu January 2, 2005

claxon

A term heavily used by Britain's new underclass- otherwise known as chavs, and made famous by the legendary Devvo, to indicate annoyance at another person- most often non-chavs.

An insult with no real substance- indicates an inner city public school education amongst the user.

A highly amusing insult that the middle classes use when they wish to parody chavs.

"Did youn key me saxo you fuckin' claxon!?"

"I'll spark you reet out you fuckin' claxon!"

"Get off me burberins you fuckin' claxon!"

"'Ere maate, yer step-dad's a reet fuckin' claxon."

by Heeby1 November 5, 2005

claxon

A noisy and annoying person, usually those who dominate conversations by being loud and overly assertive, or the type that laugh really loud and make idiots of themselves when drunk.

Zip it and quit being such a claxon.

by MoonRat August 3, 2005

claxon

A right idiot who is extremely stupid

Waaaaaaaaaaa!You fucking claxon

by Henry Is God April 1, 2006

Claxon Bay gyal

Men have the best time with these girls. They are very energetic and sweet like sugar. Choose to play with their feelings and get your ass beat. Most Claxon Bay girls can be identified as a South gyal.

.Bai your girlfriend so sexy.... she hadda be a Claxon Bay gyal

.Dwag my gyal from Claxon Bay give me a black eye for cheating on she.

by Bool boop gyal January 21, 2023

Claxon Bay gyal

Men have the best time with these girls. They are very energetic and sweet like sugar. Choose to play with their feelings and get your ass beat. Most Claxon Bay girls can be identified as a South gyal.

That gyal rel sexy....she hadda be a Claxon Bay gyal.

Dwag my gyal from Claxon Bay give me a black eye for cheating on she.

by Bool boop gyal January 21, 2023