clarize

beautiful

sarcastic

amazing

salty
wonderful

caring
unstable

gorgeous

pretty
cute
gr8 friend

clarize is an all around amazing person that can help through any situation and is a great friend

“clarize is the best person i know”
“i have a friend named clarize and she’s a joy to be around”

by RoseBubbleTea May 19, 2018

Clarize

A one direction fan girl and says that other music is trash

Only words she uses is fetus smol and child

Stop being a clarize

by jkJzhzhsbbsbsvs May 20, 2018

Clarize

A massive dickhead that needs hot white guys in her life. She likes BTS even though they're all the same person. She is a cumslut and likes sawse all over her face. Into being tied down and being degraded during her fun time. :)

FUCK YOU CLARIZE

by cleris March 12, 2020

Learned the clarinet at school

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

by facething November 3, 2012

Rusty Clarinet

The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.

Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”

by LargeDavid April 6, 2021

learned the clarinet at school

Euphemism for "I give great blow jobs"

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

by marzia November 4, 2012

learned the clarinet at school

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.

"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

by Calliope987 November 3, 2012