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Clamoni is a pretty unique girl. she does her best with any and everything…what she does is perfect in her eyes🩷, she’s a girl that’s gonna become somebody mommy one day nd start her own business. Clamoni’s a 10 but she doesn’t like people nor talking to them and stays to herself. very shy, quiet, and sweet girl. If Clamoni doesn’t talk to you then she doesn’t like you nor do your exist to her understand that. she also wouldn’t be who she is without her boyfriend by her side, he’s now a chapter apart of her life to ☺️.
them: clamoni you never talk to me.
me: oh.
Clamoni by ms.bbw November 20, 2023
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Clamoni is a pretty unique girl. she does her best with any and everything…what she does is perfect in her eyes🩷, she’s a girl that’s gonna become somebody mommy one day nd start her own business. Clamoni’s a 10 but she doesn’t like people nor talking to them and stays to herself. very shy, quiet, and sweet girl. If Clamoni doesn’t talk to you then she doesn’t like you nor do your exist to her understand that. she also wouldn’t be who she is without her boyfriend by her side, he’s now a chapter apart of her life to ☺️.
Clamoni is a pretty unique girl. she does her best with any and everything…what she does is perfect in her eyes🩷, she’s a girl that’s gonna become somebody mommy one day nd start her own business. Clamoni’s a 10 but she doesn’t like people nor talking to them and stays to herself. very shy, quiet, and sweet girl. If Clamoni doesn’t talk to you then she doesn’t like you nor do your exist to her understand that. she also wouldn’t be who she is without her boyfriend by her side, he’s now a chapter apart of her life to ☺️.
Clamoni by ms.bbw November 20, 2023
A small town in France. Possibly the best, and most beautiful town in the world, and also home of the highest mountain in Europe, Mont Blanc.

It is a place where you can find the best off-piste skiing during the winter (the Vallee Blanche), amazing mountain biking in the summer, and many other things to do all year round.

Finally, it is the home of the best aprés-ski bar in the world, and the only place you can see anyone hanging off a moose-head.

And if you want to party Chamonix (also known as CHX, or Cham) has plenty of seasonaires and ski-bums hanging around who are always up for a party!
Lets go skiing in Chamonix everybody!!!
Chamonix by kpdsno1 February 3, 2013

clamonia 

Vaginal pnemonia or illness on the clam.
You better leave that bitch alone she might put some clamonia on ya.
clamonia by Suka may korncob December 4, 2020

chamonix crew 

sha-maw-NEE kroo

Noun

2. Similar to a landing strip but the hair is cut closer to the skin at a shaver level of no greater than number 3. Also referred to as a “gosh sarge”.

2. A Chamonix Crew is a group of partygoers who reside in Chamonix, France. They must be known to consume mass quantities of wine and whiskey and to start impromptu disco techs in mountain restaurants. The women in the crew always enjoyed a good Duncaning (verb present participle of Duncan). They are usually led by a couple described as a perfect Karen and a tremendous Trevor. Not to be confused with a complimentary crew in Chamonix often lead by a charming Billie or a man described as The Sam or “le Chef”.

3. A reverse Mohawk received only after using ones head as a battering ram and getting a center line shave.
She asked for the special wax and ended up with a Chamonix crew.

A Chamonix Crew rolled through the valley and have it a good Duncaning!

After bashing his head with a T-post driver he had to get a Chamonix crew.
chamonix crew by Mr-Gus March 17, 2019

Clamboni 

When a guy uses his tongue like a zamboni on a woman’s pussy
He cleaned up down there, went full on clamboni on me.
Clamboni by Mr. Keanu Patty February 8, 2019

Clamonga 

Clamonga : ballon looking allergy reaction that only affecta your toes.
"the weather broadcast says its allergy season so ill probably have really bad clamonga on my toes."
Clamonga by CoffeeNOrder66 July 18, 2023
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