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Clambonita

A Tiger and a Lion in battle.

It comes from the dead alien language of Zupster and talks of the mighty mythical warriors Clamb and Onita who fought to the death, the gods envied their valor, and instead of letting them die of their wounds instead turned them into two ravenous beasts, to their shock the two creatures continued to fight, horrified by their stupidity they sent them to earth where they couldn't get in the way.
Aren't you glad I brought you on safari Jimmy?

Look daddy! A Clambonita!

OH MY GOD JIMMY GET IN THE @$#%ING JEEP!
Clambonita by Zupsterana February 9, 2009
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clamonia 

Vaginal pnemonia or illness on the clam.
You better leave that bitch alone she might put some clamonia on ya.
clamonia by Suka may korncob December 4, 2020
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Clamboni 

When a guy uses his tongue like a zamboni on a woman’s pussy
He cleaned up down there, went full on clamboni on me.
Clamboni by Mr. Keanu Patty February 8, 2019

MAMACITA CARBONITA 

Mamacita Carbonita (noun):

1. A slang term for someone so outrageously hot, fierce, and unapologetically stylish they seem to emit carbon dioxide with every hair flip - like global warming, but make it fashion.

2. Describes a femme fatale with maximum drip: hottie fits, nails sharp enough to slice egos, and a makeup game that could cause climate change.
Mamacita Carbonita (noun):

"Did you see Rosa at the club last night? She was a straight-up Mamacita Carbonita."