clam sham

1. A male to female post-op transsexual.
2. Any man who dresses like a woman.

Shonin looks like such a clam sham in that outfit.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

Clam Sham

When your friend of any gender is more focused on getting it in with a lady than they are focused on a task involving your homies. Especially when said "getting it in" doesn't happen or is costly to your pal.

Friend 1: Yoooo where's the homie Jbirdski??
Friend 2: Duuude I think he's heavily involved in a clam sham. I don't think he is hopping on Fortnite...
Friend 1: Damn! I hope he gets it in and it's not all for nothing!

by Dinkleberg Jr February 5, 2026

clam shammy

A cloth to shine your clam(vag) with

She used a clam shammy to spruce up her pussy.

by DSkunk July 28, 2010

Clamshamphoree

A large assortment of miscellaneous items.

Bundled together without order.

Women often have a clamshamphoree of shoes.
Rowan had a clamshamphoree of ingredients in her salad.

by FreeStyler1777 August 19, 2008