clam sham

1. A male to female post-op transsexual.
2. Any man who dresses like a woman.

Shonin looks like such a clam sham in that outfit.

clam sham by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

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Clam Sham

When your friend of any gender is more focused on getting it in with a lady than they are focused on a task involving your homies. Especially when said "getting it in" doesn't happen or is costly to your pal.

Friend 1: Yoooo where's the homie Jbirdski??
Friend 2: Duuude I think he's heavily involved in a clam sham. I don't think he is hopping on Fortnite...
Friend 1: Damn! I hope he gets it in and it's not all for nothing!

Clam Sham by Dinkleberg Jr February 5, 2026

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clam shammy

A cloth to shine your clam(vag) with

She used a clam shammy to spruce up her pussy.

clam shammy by DSkunk July 28, 2010

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Clamshamphoree

A large assortment of miscellaneous items.

Bundled together without order.

Women often have a clamshamphoree of shoes.
Rowan had a clamshamphoree of ingredients in her salad.

Clamshamphoree by FreeStyler1777 August 19, 2008

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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