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Clam Burglar 

Clam Burglar:

(Cl-am Berg-ger-lar)

1. Noun: An aggressive lesbian

2. Verb: To grab a lady by the pussy

3. Noun: A thief who steals exclusively clams from a seafood market or Red Lobster
John Doe: “Hey. That’s definitely a Clam Burglar over there in the Peanutbutter Hair Cut and hairy armpits.

Jim Doe: “Nah homes…. That’s Crystal…She just likes to weed eight times a day….”
Clam Burglar by C.S.H. March 13, 2022

Clamburgular 

The friend in every group of guys that is envied by their friends, and often not invited out because they steal all the girls with their good looks and/ or cockblocking.
"Hey are we inviting marty out with us tonight?"
"Na man, hes a clamburgular"

clamburgler

a male whore that has sex with the ugly girls cause he can't get any from the hot girls
damn, joshua is the biggest clamburgler ever!!
clamburgler by LaidBackGuy December 2, 2005

clamburglar 

A guy that takes a girl's virginity.
Dude, you're such a clamburglar... Last night, you got hammered and took Lizzie's virginity.
clamburglar by Anonymousssss913 November 4, 2008

clamburgler

A male whore that has sex with the ugly girls cause he can't get any from the hot girls
"damn, joshua is the biggest clamburgler ever!!"
clamburgler by laidbackguy1988 December 28, 2005

Clamburglar 

A person who has sexual intercourse with girls who have significant others.
Renee fucked half the basketball team’s girlfriends, because they always saying homophobic bullshit to her. She a whole clamburglar. Mopping ‘em down like Ms. Pacman.

Clam refers to a slang term for vagina (bearded clam).

Also, the definition referring to dudes havibg sex with “ugly girls” makes no sense. We don’t refer to faces as clams. 🤷🏾 ♂️
Clamburglar by unskilled sleeper April 18, 2022
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