Definitions by laidbackguy1988

shank the cat

To mess up the sistuation, to screw over a person or group of people by narking on them or mentioning someing to the wrong person. to tell a secret or reveal senstave information to people that could use it for blackmail.

see also shanked the cat

"Damn Tommy, you really shanked the cat this time, why did you tell melinda that i was allergic to her perfume!"

"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are involved with sally, OK!

shank the cat by LaidBackGuy1988 July 31, 2006

zillahawk

Duel mohaws that run from the front to the back of your head sid by side. It looks like the characteristic spines that run up Godzillas back and neck to the top of the head.

"Dude, look at that dudes rad zillahawk!"
"Godzilla had the origonal zillahwk."

zillahawk by laidbackguy1988 December 28, 2005

clamburgler

A male whore that has sex with the ugly girls cause he can't get any from the hot girls

"damn, joshua is the biggest clamburgler ever!!"

clamburgler by laidbackguy1988 December 28, 2005

shanked the cat

To mess up the sistuation, to screw over a person or group of people by narking on them or mentioning someing to the wrong person. to tell a secret or reveal senstave information to people that could use it for blackmail.

"Damn Tommy, you really shanked the cat this time, why did you tell melinda that i was allergic to her perfume!"

"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are inlove with sally, OK!"

shanked the cat by LaidBackGuy1988 December 11, 2005

jump the muffin 

To come on to somebody sexually when the person you are coming on to doesn't really want to have sex. usually when you mistake innocent intentions for sexual innuendos. ending in either the person yelling RAPE!! or the whole world laughing at you cause you thought she actually wanted tohave sex with you.

"Joshua jumped the muffin last night when lindsay asked him to come over and watch a movie with her"

"Damn! nate just jumped the muffin when brittney told him she liked sausage"

"dont jump the muffin nate, she just wants to hang out."

jump the muffin by LaidBackGuy1988 December 10, 2005

headlight fluid 

The sweat origaniating from a female's breast, usually during sex.

man she was soaked in headlight fluid last night!!

headlight fluid by LaidBackGuy1988 December 7, 2005

morphadite 

an adjective meaning disfigured or messed up physically

"chuck that morphadite piece of wood over in that pile"
"man that morphadite over there must have had a crack head mother"

morphadite by LaidBackGuy1988 December 1, 2005