7 definitions by laidbackguy1988
"chuck that morphadite piece of wood over in that pile"
"man that morphadite over there must have had a crack head mother"
"man that morphadite over there must have had a crack head mother"
by laidbackguy1988 November 29, 2005
Duel mohaws that run from the front to the back of your head sid by side. It looks like the characteristic spines that run up Godzillas back and neck to the top of the head.
by laidbackguy1988 December 20, 2005
To mess up the sistuation, to screw over a person or group of people by narking on them or mentioning someing to the wrong person. to tell a secret or reveal senstave information to people that could use it for blackmail.
see also shanked the cat
see also shanked the cat
"Damn Tommy, you really shanked the cat this time, why did you tell melinda that i was allergic to her perfume!"
"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are involved with sally, OK!
"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are involved with sally, OK!
by laidbackguy1988 August 1, 2006
by laidbackguy1988 December 6, 2005
by laidbackguy1988 December 29, 2005
To mess up the sistuation, to screw over a person or group of people by narking on them or mentioning someing to the wrong person. to tell a secret or reveal senstave information to people that could use it for blackmail.
"Damn Tommy, you really shanked the cat this time, why did you tell melinda that i was allergic to her perfume!"
"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are inlove with sally, OK!"
"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are inlove with sally, OK!"
by laidbackguy1988 December 9, 2005
To come on to somebody sexually when the person you are coming on to doesn't really want to have sex. usually when you mistake innocent intentions for sexual innuendos. ending in either the person yelling RAPE!! or the whole world laughing at you cause you thought she actually wanted tohave sex with you.
"Joshua jumped the muffin last night when lindsay asked him to come over and watch a movie with her"
"Damn! nate just jumped the muffin when brittney told him she liked sausage"
"dont jump the muffin nate, she just wants to hang out."
"Damn! nate just jumped the muffin when brittney told him she liked sausage"
"dont jump the muffin nate, she just wants to hang out."
by laidbackguy1988 December 9, 2005