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Clairedo 

A particularly magnifcent 80's hairdo, complete with flick, big volume and long at the back.
OMG look at my Clairedo - better get the straighteners out!
Clairedo by 79vwcrewcab November 9, 2012
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when you happen upon a random pair of black panties
You open up the dryer to get your clothes and realize you have just been claired.
claired by Kraft Cheese December 21, 2008
It means "You got played, and you are dumb and stupid and ugly!"
Oh man, Chase rutherford, you just got Claired!
Claired by ashtonashtonn April 15, 2020
when you find a very suspicious pair of panties in your laundry that are clearly not yours.
Jason opened up the dryer to find out he has just been claired!
claired by Kraft.jonathan December 22, 2008

clairemont 

a community in north central san diego. the north side is ghetto and has madison high school, ray kroc middle, and lots of taco shops. the south side is average and has clairemont high, horizon high, and lots of elementary schools. the middle is nothing but neighborhoods.
borders pacific beach on the west, university city on the north, kearny mesa to the east, and linda vista to the south.
clairemont is a nice place to live.
You just got claired!!!!
Claired by Catsarecuteaspop June 22, 2017

clairemont 

A large community in San Diego. Where it borders UC it is pretty run down and not that nice, tonsss of tagging and little studio apartments, and those kind of ghetto ass clusters of stores selling shit like tacky fake-Chanel necklaces and hooker dresses. Then as you get into the center of Clairemont it is actually nothing, jus neighborhoods with the occasional little strip mall type thing with some 99 cent stores and a subway, and maybe a rite aid. some of the houses in the middle are actually pretty expensive. As you get east it turns ghetto again...
Nikki said she was from La Jolla but the bitch was lying, she's from Clairemont.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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