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Rutherford

A small town in Bergen County, N.J. Rutherford is the nicer version of East Rutherford. We hate it when you come from your town, and hang out in our downtown. If you live there, chances are you smoke a shitload of weed, amongst other things. I'd have a hard time naming 10 kids who don't do drugs or drink.

You've definitely been to the Wendy's on 17 fucked up, and you probably remember hanging out at the arcade before it closed down. You probably have tons of stories about getting wasted at Wall Field/ Tamblyn Field/ Memorial Field, and you probably remember smoking blunts at Pierrepont School.

Most of the kids in the surrounding towns, get their bud, from somebody who gets it from Rutherford
-"Yo Mike, you know anywhere I can get a bag?"
-"Yeah let me call up some kids from Rutherford"
by =xx March 30, 2008
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Rutherford

Known as the borough of trees. I rather call it the borough of weed. Uses the term called, smake, meaning to smoke weed. Every weekend, there will be kids on Park Ave. either high or drunk. Everywhere you go, smell of weed will get you buzzed. A lot of kids look old as hell and gets cigarretes otherwise known as boges from most of the stores in Rutherford. Tar sluts everywhere. We call this town, the tar-town. Barely any girls here are semi or pretty. Kids go to the back of Dunkin Donuts or to the parking lot right behind the dunkin donuts to smoke weed. Police here are assholes... Alot of fucked up kids here. Little kids from middleschool such as 6th or 7th grades starting to smoke cigarretes and some may even smoke pot.
Person 1: Hey! Wanna go smoke some weed?
Person 2: Sure! but how are we going to get weed?
Person 1: Dude.. we're in Rutherford....
by fuckrutherford May 2, 2011
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Rutherford

Rutherford is an adjective for a tall 6'2" guy with brown curly hair, puffer blue artic coat, who has lots of money. Someone who is a Rutherford can be gay.
Basically, someone that is very Rutherford is yo perfect man.
Dat guy ova thers iz soooooo rutherford!
by xXxXxmommaxXxXx January 21, 2006
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Rutherford

The most hood town in the Napa Valley. It goes down there. we got mexicans at la luna market hanging and drinking beers. white boys smokin stoges and drinkin wine. and theres some dope ass cars in Rutherford. u wanna fuck around here, then the BADASSES OF RUTHERFORD will hunt ur bitch ass down and burn a stoge on ur neck bitch. 707 ALL DAY.
Yan: "Aye breh. Where were you at yesterday?"
Bais: "I was in rutherford burning some stoges at la luna"
Yan: "Ah shit. I was in St. Helena with some fags on some wine tour"
Bais: "Wow bro. You're fuckin gay."
by THEGREEKSTUD September 2, 2010
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Rutherford B. Hayes

Rutherford Birchard Hayes-- the epitome of a Presidential cheater. The year was 1867, the former Confederacy was in shambles and occupied by the military, and Reconstruction was a nightmare. Seeing three different policies ranging from lenience toward to the south to radical Republican control, rebuilding the nation was almost an impossible task. Hayes, a native Ohioan and Civil War veteran, saw this turmoil as a way to achieve his political goals. The 1876 election that pitted him against Samuel Tilden of New York ended in his election, known as one of the "corrupt bargain" elections. Basically, Hayes cheated.

Rutherford B. Hayes- n.- A cheater/briber

Rutherford B. Hayes- v. - To cheat, especially in a 19th century election. Past tense- Hayesed
Alice: Can you believe that Jonathan won the class election? Nobody likes him because he smells like Axe and tuna fish.

Katie: Girl, you know he totally Rutherford B. Hayes-ed the whole class. He promised that he'd make it school policy that girls can wear mini skirts.
by Ida Wells February 21, 2011
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rutherford jazz trio

A collection of fantastic musicians fathering a generation of groovige and unfathomable sex appeal. Known for a healthy dose of bullshit clouded by the facade of profound lyricism, Rutherford Jazz Trio stands for pacifism, hope, and mutually assured destruction.
Went to see Rutherford Jazz Trio last night, I think I might've cummed a little.
by Rutherford jazz trio August 6, 2022
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Rutherford B Hayes

A deceased man who pesonifies all that is evil in the world
Guy#1Oh no I just got pregnant. This is all Satan's fault.
Guy#2 No, no , don't blame Satan. Blame RUTHERFORD B HAYES!
by Bates^10 May 10, 2006
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