Claire Statczar

GORGEOUS. Her perfect smile can cure any disease. Seriously.
I went to the doctor's last week and they told me I had chlamydia, but then Claire Statczar laughed at my joke and the next day it was gone.Coincidence? I think not.
by Rydercollins420 November 27, 2019
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Clair Statczar

Everything you could ever want. All girls either jealous of her or gay for her and all the guys want her.
Joe: Yo, did you see holly at the club last night??!
Owen: Yeah bro, but she's no Clair Statczar.
Joe: Damn man, you're right. She a fine piece though
Owen: I know dawg
by Jase021777 September 24, 2019
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