Clöpf 

The sound a Scandinavian Horse makes.

Clöpf Clöpf, here comes the horse 🐎

Clöpf by Ras Barry April 21, 2019

Clorfors 

The Clorfors were a race of tight pockets and swindlers from the planet Clorfor. You Earthlings might liken them to "space jews". You might also call me racist but it's hard to be racist towards a race that doesn't exist... Like the Clorfors!

Dirty, money-grubbing Clorfors. Tried to clorf me right out of my money. Blew those bastards up is what I did!

Clorfors by Lord Frieza July 7, 2011

Clopening 

Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.

Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."

Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"

Clopening by MadFocus November 27, 2012

cloff prunking 

A practice whereby one person frangilates another's plimp. He or she gratifies the other party by smucktating them avially.

Why don't you ram it up your pimhole, you fusking cloff prunking shoatbag.

cloff prunking by Messist January 20, 2011

Cloptastic

Used to describe a picture or fan fiction that is so arousing that it makes you want to clop.

Did you read Cupcakes?
Yeah I'm into bondage so it was pretty cloptastic.

Cloptastic by Plud April 19, 2012

clopfic 

Sexually explicit My Little Pony fanfic.

I just finished reading this Applejack/Fluttershy clopfic, and I'm not entirely okay with how much I liked it.

clopfic by clopclopclop April 28, 2011

clopen 

Clopen is the act of closing at work one day and opening the next day.

Dude, Monday and Tuesday are gonna suck because I have to pull a clopen. I'm off at midnight and have to be back in at 8.

clopen by JK651 January 9, 2007