Here in our rural river community we have many friends from the larger metropolitan area that love to visit us on the weekends. Their ignorance of everything rural; from not being able to hold their alcohol, turning the canoes over, to casting their fishing lines into the trees prompts us to affectionately but mockingly dub them "cityits"
Country fella sitting next on the river bank fishing next to his cousin from the city and asks: "What kind of bait are you using?"
The cousin brings out a fancy package his plasticbait was purchased in while the country cousin squishes a worm on to his own line.
He laughs to himself as he realizes his cousin is a cityit.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.