Citrux

One with supreme authority who sees all & knows all, this name is the best of the best, it describes one of such magnitude that it can't compare with any name.
A 20 inch holder, a sigma male, chaddest chad, unbeatable record of winning in dressing games, a 360noscope cumgun, hot & sexy, so irresistible, IQ above 2000, a man who was gifted with magical hands, said to be a sexual deviant who can make the ladies tremble with delight at the pleasures protruding from his fingers.
Make every man in the room with him jizz their pants, they die. Rumors & media say he got a pp the size of Jupiter & a big round spankable ass, its an honor to meet this man. The manliest man to ever exist. The C in citrux stands for cute as he makes nothing but cute babies if you ever decide to do the mating process with this man.

A citrux without pants is automatically a win in every situation but that only happens if your name starts with an É because that’s the only person who’s able to get him so horny

p.s: ily elise u cutest mf ever with ur flawless existence <3333

Person 1: i wanna be a chad
Person 2: pathetic, i wanna be a citrux

by DefoNotCitrux November 22, 2021

citrus scale

One of the ways to rate fanfictions. The citrus scale goes: orange, lime, lemon, and grapefruit. Though some people add other fruit in, it is mainly just those four.
Orange: Sort of the equivalent of PG-13. Doesn't really get beyond kissing
Lime: less explicit than a lemon, but still has sexual content. Characters do not have sex in a lime, but it is pretty close.
Lemon: Probably the one you will hear of the most. The characters in a lemon have s-e-x
Grapefruit: This one has two definitions. One is a really weird lemon or lime. The other is non-consensual sex. The second definition can be written as g-rape-fruit sometimes.

Pie1: hey, what is that story pie3 is writing on the citrus scale?
Pie2: errr...lime
Pie1: WHY NO LEMON
Pie2: you're weird....

by icecreamistasty February 22, 2015

seagrams citrus orange

Type in Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water on urban dictionary to see the full definition

Guy 1: Yo why isnt Seagrams Citrus Orange defined?

Guy 2: Yo it is, you just gotta type in "seagrams citrus orange seltzer water" on urbandictionary

by seagramscitrusorangeseltzerwat December 18, 2013

Seagrams Citrus Orange Seltzer Water

A drink only liked by a few people. It is a mixture of orange soda with water. At first taste, it tastes like orange soda but then disappears into the softness of water. This gives you a half and half taste and kind of teases you to want orange soda and water. It makes you feel light headed in a way from the rapid changes in taste. Why dont you just drink water? or Orange Soda?

Guy 1: Yo have some seltzer water

Guy 2: Alright let me try it *Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water*
Guy 3: Yo that stuff is literally disgusting!

Guy 1: Dude! Its literally delicious!

Guy 4: That stuff is nasty dude

Guy 2: Yo let me try it *takes a sip*. Yo it tastes like orange soda and then water its not that bad. *a few sips later*. Yo this is nasty. *pours away the seltzer water*

Guy 3: The Guy 1's in the world would be devastated seeing you do that

Guy 1: Yo but that seltzer water tho

by Seltzerwaterchugs December 17, 2013

Cleveland Citrus

Cleveland Citrus is a fermented beverage composed of feces and urine. Cleveland citrus is made by shitting and pissing in a toilet for at least one week without flushing. After the week-long period, the drink is ready for consumption. Cleveland Citrus is typically served like fruit punch, with the toilet being the punch bowl.

I went over to Ethan's place on Sunday for some ice-cold Cleveland Citrus and piss cakes with the boys!

by 6969_mynamejeff_6969 May 4, 2021

Citrus Drop

A generic citrus soda containing no fruit juice sold through the food-chain Kroger under the house brand Big-K. Reflects the taste of brand-name Mountain Dew bottled through Pepsi-Cola; a close resemblance, though slightly sweeter with a more prominent aftertaste.

Grab the Citrus Drop. Its like $2 bucks cheaper for a 12 pack of this shit instead of Mountain Dew.

by The Great Yatsby October 8, 2009

Citrus Chew

A prestigous and dangerous sexual act involving great amounts of skill. Requiring three exotic fruits, a curly wurly and a member of royalty, it is only performed by the rich/famous or in areas of which the monarch performs the act as part of a new year or birthday celebration.

Person 1- Me and the Wife were lucky enough to partake in a Citrus Chew last night! Duke Of Edinburgh is a Dirty old Bastard.

Person 2 - Giggidy Goo

by RoyalHighnessPrinceOfWhales November 17, 2010