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ciscocide 

The feeling that a CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) student gets when reading through the far-too-detailed information of how the entire interwebs works. Can be described as the equivalent of "death by Cisco".
Detective Barbrady: What do we have here then?
Officer Ballsgravy: Another one took his own life, Chief. Looks like another ciscocide - he was reading Chapter 9 on EIGRP... poor fucker.
Detective Barbrady: DAMN YOU CISCO!
ciscocide by Spoofnet March 28, 2008
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Ciscoside 

The act of blowing your head off after your brain melts from taking CISCO.
Max: "What the hell is all this shit about packets and routers?"
Ryan: "I don't know, but I think I want to commit Ciscoside with the Cisco Whip."
Ciscoside by Anonymousususususus January 19, 2011
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