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A baby turtle or alligator, usually one that smells.

Wow that stinky cieslak bit me, good thing it's still a baby.

Cieslak by Benjamin-Button August 11, 2009

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ciesla

Crazy ass bitch, great hockey player and a good friend. Polish and usually names her boobs, has at least one brother and two sisters. Best friends with a Sam or Samantha, third wheeler

Ciesla is bæ

ciesla by Sammyxxx April 14, 2015

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Cierlak

A mixture of Russian and Polish word meaning crazy and out of controlled. Unable to be controlled

That's animal is cierlak , I don't think we it can be tamed.

Cierlak by Shawlaooma November 27, 2018

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cieslik

cieslik is a sexy man with the most biggest cock in the world.All the woman love him and when they see his they usually faint or wanna grab his massive cock

if you know a cieslik keep your gf away from him

cieslik by cieslik November 23, 2021

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cieslik

cieslik is a man with a massive cock and all the woman love him he is the sexiest man to ever walk the planet and has a best mate called brandon

now a cieslik then keep your gf away from him

cieslik by cieslik November 23, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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