Chvemo

A mixture between a chav and an emo they listen to bands like enter shikari and madina lake, the males wear old school chav adidas trackie coats and coon hats with flat peaks and the label still on but the tag removed and have facial piercings such as 'snakebites' where they have both ends of their bottom lip pierced, the females have both the bottom and top lips pierced at one end and wear alot of foundation and sometimes have draw on eyebrows and like to be called 'scene' as do the males.

'have you heard that new enter shikari track it's mint.'
'i'll still smack you even if you are wearing a knuckle duster' (cuts wrist to prove how hard he is)
'I'm not a chvemo i'm scene'

by unholy.goat April 1, 2008

Chvemo

A mixture between a chav and an emo they listen to bands like enter shikari and madina lake, the males wear old school chav adidas trackie coats and coon hats with flat peaks and the label still on but the tag removed and have facial piercings such as 'snakebites' where they have both ends of their bottom lip pierced, the females have both the bottom and top lips pierced at one end and wear alot of foundation and sometimes have draw on eyebrows and like to be called 'scene' as do the males.

'have you heard that new enter shikari track it's mint.'
'i'll still smack you even if you are wearing a knuckle duster' (cuts wrist to prove how hard he is)
'I'm not a chvemo i'm scene'

by unholy.goat March 22, 2008

Chemorrhoid

A believer in the 'chemtrails' hoax who refuses to acknowledge established science while relying totally on YouTube for information. Identifiable by calling those who point out scientific reality names like "troll", "shill" and "disinformation agent".

That guy who is afraid of clouds and thinks the government is spraying everyone with poison in plain view is a real chemorrhoid.

by Lizoir August 26, 2013

chemotional

ADJ: A state of being very emotional as a result of Kemotherapy.

Billy is feeling very chemotional today.

by Martha A. bomb March 11, 2008

chavemo

chavs who deny they are actually chavs that wear eyeliner and cheap naff gothy clothes but still act chavish

chavemo says: *while putting on eyeliner* -'yo big it up innit i is no chav.. are you startin or summin or nuffin?!'

by louisa & natalie September 17, 2006

chemosynthesis

It’s like photosynthesis but with heat (and maybe so other type of inoganic stuff idk) instead of sunlight. It typically appears in the abyss or other places with not a lotta sunlight and there’s this neat article somewhere that I found actually explaining it instead of using sciency words.

“Tube Worms use chemosynthesis to absorb the heat of underwater volcanoes to thrive in the abyss”

by Crow98 June 24, 2018

cheemo

A cross between a chav and an emo

Cheemo gets the cock!
Look at that cheemo kid.

by Steph---x February 20, 2007