When a woman is rides a man reverse cowgirl; he grabs her by her neck and hair; and loops her up and down in a circlular motion on his cock.
by Sambubs April 29, 2018
The practice of following someone just to get a follow back, and then un-following them... Just trying to increase your numbers makes you look like a wannabe. Lame!
"How come Dean has got so many followers when he can't even spell?"
- "Because he's a serial follow churner..."
- "Because he's a serial follow churner..."
by PSYCHROME January 21, 2014
a sexual position where the cock-receiver is positioned vertically like the barrel of a butter churn and the cock-donor "churns" up and down like an old school farmer's wife
by H.J. February 3, 2007
When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.
Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
Larry: Where's that lazy bastard Nigel today?
Gerald: He took a sick day.
Larry: After all that faux activity in the past weeks, he must be churned out.
Gerald: He took a sick day.
Larry: After all that faux activity in the past weeks, he must be churned out.
by Eric Maan July 17, 2009
1. The rate at which new employees vacate a given job or company, based on dissatisfaction with bad work conditions.
2. The rate at which a person's previous meal vacates his or her stomach, based on the intensity of their vomitting.
3. The rate at which a man's semen vacates his testicles, prostate, and Cowper's glands, based on the intensity of masturbation.
2. The rate at which a person's previous meal vacates his or her stomach, based on the intensity of their vomitting.
3. The rate at which a man's semen vacates his testicles, prostate, and Cowper's glands, based on the intensity of masturbation.
All: Yale's MBA program postulates the "Churn Rate Paradigm" as:
Client's churn rate = k(worker's stomach churn rate) = k(new worker's churn rate)
The intervariable relation is proportional and geometric.
1. The new-employee churn rate at my previous job was really high.
2. The work itself was nauseating. I would vomit at least twice a day. On high traffic days, employee stomach churn rate was even higher.
3. It was a mopping job at a sperm bank/peep show/gay brothel (delete as appropriate). For some reason, I always ended up with the highest clientele churn rate. I hated that job. I'm going back to Taco Bell.
Client's churn rate = k(worker's stomach churn rate) = k(new worker's churn rate)
The intervariable relation is proportional and geometric.
1. The new-employee churn rate at my previous job was really high.
2. The work itself was nauseating. I would vomit at least twice a day. On high traffic days, employee stomach churn rate was even higher.
3. It was a mopping job at a sperm bank/peep show/gay brothel (delete as appropriate). For some reason, I always ended up with the highest clientele churn rate. I hated that job. I'm going back to Taco Bell.
by HMB February 11, 2004
The act of frenetically penetrating an already filled orifice until the semen within starts to resemble churned butter. Popular within the gay bareback scene.
After already receiving a thick load from one guy, the next guy started churning the butter with his juiced up cock.
by Dirty-Boy July 27, 2007