When an individual doesn't want to go to church and fakes a sickness the person is said to have churchitis.
Timmy said he didn't feel good this morning before church, personally I don't think he is really sick, he just has churchitis.
by Churchmasta August 1, 2012
Get the Churchitis mug.A psychological condition that occurs in church people who spend too much time in church. It is caracterised by a urge to blow every situation out of a proportion. Simple, conversations between a male and female are viewed by other church people as a full blown relationship or a crush. Actions occuring between any two people of the opposite gender are almost always viewed as more than what it really is.
New guy in church is commenting on a church girls pictures on facebook and is texting her and socializing with her. Because, the new guy is new to church he does not see anything wrong with what he is doing. But because church girl and the rest of the church have churchinitis they begin to believe that he must be in love with her.
by Mamahuhu September 25, 2011
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1. Regular church goers, every Sunday if not everyday. They use the bible for any and every decision. As well as abiding by all of the "rules" like no swearing. Typically gets offended by anything that is normally funny.
2. Anyone who is part of the other 50% of the country that is religous, particulary one who
1. Regular church goers, every Sunday if not everyday. They use the bible for any and every decision. As well as abiding by all of the "rules" like no swearing. Typically gets offended by anything that is normally funny.
2. Anyone who is part of the other 50% of the country that is religous, particulary one who
by multiplexguru February 12, 2008
Get the churchies mug.1.This words refers to somebody who goes to church, and suffers from a holier than thou complex. They believe themselves to have a better relationship with their God; due to their "church" attendance.
2. Another word for a hypocrite.
2. Another word for a hypocrite.
by d.o.r.k. February 6, 2010
Get the churchtian mug.Religious dogma used as an excuse to act assholish and mean-spirited to everybody. Portmanteau of "church" and "churlish".
Just because the Bible says that you can buy women does not mean you have the right to pawn your daughter off to a creep with a checkbook. That's just churchlish.
by The Logical Fallacy January 3, 2019
Get the Churchlish mug.Venerial type affliction on one's penicular region caused by contact with an infected chonch or other pussey pussy.
Good news fella's! I hooked up with some hot chonch last night. Bad news fella's! I woke up with chonchitis. I had moist sores on my weiner.
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