Churschitts

The act of shitting in a toilet in the bathroom of a cathedral.

I gotta go for a second. I need to Churschitts.

Churschitts by RocketScience2 September 28, 2023

Churchitis 

When an individual doesn't want to go to church and fakes a sickness the person is said to have churchitis.

Timmy said he didn't feel good this morning before church, personally I don't think he is really sick, he just has churchitis.

Churchitis by Churchmasta August 1, 2012