Church Night

An event happening every Sunday night in Lake Louise at the B&G (only bar in town) where locals pay tribute to the holy week that they just spent by getting way too drunk.

" I'm working tomorrow morning at 7am but I don't care, it's Church Night tonight. Let's get shit-faced! "

Church Night by currentweather October 12, 2012

wednesday night church 

The absolute worst way to spend your Wednesday night.

John: I'm going to Wednesday night church today, wanna come?

Me: I would, buy I'm too busy doing something fun.

wednesday night church by Piano Guy June 26, 2010

night church 

When there's a fuck ton of traffic on a Sunday night.

Morgan "Why is there so much damn traffic"
Adam "I don't fucking know; night church?"

night church by Adam Dabel July 30, 2017

The Church of the Night Time Cat 

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"

The Church of the Night Time Cat by Archbishop of the night times May 8, 2011

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024