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Church Hat 

A gaudy hat worn to church. Frequently incorporate sequins and/or bows. Generally have matching gloves. Most commonly seen on the heads of middle-aged+ black women in the South on Sundays or at any other formal occasion.
When she sang at the inauguration of Barack Obama, Aretha wore her church hat.

Church Hat by 241405 January 23, 2009
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Churchrat 

A ghetto-dwelling or ghetto-acting african-american female who goes to a church. She also claims she loves jesus and god. However, the female still retains the hoodrat mentality. Stank attitude, bad weave, still putting out babies by different fathers, etc. She is still a textbook hoodrat, she just goes to church now.
Damn, look at that churchrat. She tells me I need jesus, but she had sex with my boy doggystyle last week!!!!

My girl just turned into a churchrat. She still a hoodrat, but now she goes to church on sunday.
Churchrat by Robzilla06 December 22, 2008

churchmate 

1. A companion or associate in one's church
2. A churchian serving in the same church as another
3. A fellow churchian
"Hey, churchmate!"
churchmate by timlight July 16, 2009

Churchateer 

a fellow homie that goes to your church.
My homie dj is a churchateer
Churchateer by Kyle November 19, 2003

Churchateer 

Jonny is a member of the "New Hieghts" Chruch gang.
Churchateer by Chris Niemi November 21, 2003

churchgate tavern 

A pub in leicester for people who LOVE regae and rnb. Great atmosphere, great people, fantastic night!!!!!!!
hey have you been to the churchgate tavern yet? its bangin!!
churchgate tavern by darlo2009 August 24, 2009
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