Church Creep 

A guy found at your local church who creeps around the parish trying to hook up with people, usually someone who has terrible social skills. Church creep can also be one of the pastors or councillors at your church, watch out for the church creep next time your at church.

Person1 Did you see Chris over there eyeing up the pastors wife and daughter?

Person2 yeah he’s such a church creep, always sneaking around and up to no good.

Church Creep by Anton H March 15, 2022

church creeper 

any member of the clergy thats always trying to fuck the congregation....

Everbody knows Father Gilbert is a church creeper....

church creeper by Nate Moe February 16, 2015

Babtist church creeper

The act of eating a plate of fried chicken off your partners back while engaging in anal sex

Dude I pulled the babtist church creeper on Darlene last night

Babtist church creeper by Angus lafroyd May 7, 2026

Willow Creek Community Church 

A large nondenominational Church in South Barrington, Illinois, led by Pastor Bill Hybels. A very diverse church, with open doors to everyone. Willow Creek has an enormous Compassion and Justice ministry, which is celebrated during their annual Celebration of Hope. In 2009 they raised over 11.6 million dollars for use in both global and local charities. Often attacked as a "liberal church" they led the discussion on controversial issues such as Global Poverty, Racial Reconciliation, and now even Illegal Immigration. A wonderful example of the body of Christ at work.

I would never visit Willow Creek Community Church!

Why Not?

Because they're gay liberal heathens!

And how do you know that?

um...

Maybe you should fact check before you spew inaccurate opinions.

Willow Creek Community Church by acts1028b August 13, 2010