A person that manually bails a household sump after the electricity fails and they do not have a generator.
Dave and Sue spent all Saturday night working the chump pump because a tree took out their power lines.
by JMcFlyasdf September 03, 2011
When a guy is having sex with a girl and she is bored so she watches tv as he is pumping away like a chump.
I watched part of an infomercial while he was chump pumping away. Sex is soooo soo on boring with him anymore
by athena2013 November 18, 2013
by RC3 September 11, 2007
dude did you hear about casey bailey dude? ya i heard he came all over liz for no reason! ya hes for sure a no pump chump
by AVfag August 25, 2010
A man who ejaculates nearly immediately upon initiation of sexual intercoure; eg., after one or two thrusts.
by K-Job April 05, 2006
A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.
"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."
by KHD August 03, 2003
A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.
Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.
My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.
Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.
My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.
Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.
by ObviousDailyLingo January 26, 2016