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(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.
Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.
couched by adamshane October 8, 2011
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Chuchero 

A speaker with multiple transducers that reproduce middle to high frequencies. Usually consisting of a midbass or midrange loudspeaker,
A midrange horndriver, And a compression driver tweeter. These produsts are considered pro audio in car audio. The actual name *chuchero originated from the favelas of Brazil, Where these speaker boxes were invented to emulate the high fidelity sound of high end custom vehicles. Now in the North America and in the European Union there are impromptu car car meets where enthusiasts challenge each other in *chipeo sound competitions.
I just had my chuchero installed in my car and it sounds amazingly loud and clear.

fucked and chucked 

In the event of a one night stand, where one is abruptly left directly after the act of sexual intercourse.
Jess: I was fucked and chucked last night.
Leah: Shit.
fucked and chucked by 313vagina February 22, 2009

Home Churched 

For people who don't belong to an organized religion or just need an excuse to be lounging on Sunday morning. Particularly useful to newcomers in the Bible Belt. Similar to Home Schooled.
Friend: So what church do you belong to?
You: I'm home churched.

Friend: Would you like to go to church with me this weekend?
You: No thanks dude, I'm home churched.
Home Churched by sfoxe May 24, 2009
To be high on marijuana or to be completely stoned.
That hit is gonna get you so choched
Choched by thatchochedguy June 20, 2011

shit couched 

When you're so intoxicated that you pass out butt naked on the couch.
My boy Nike was shit couched last semester and my other boy got a picture of that shit!
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Throat Sweats 

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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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