Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.

Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!

Crusty cling-on by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023

Stem Christy

A single piece of shit that is long enough to touch the bottom of the bowl and poke above the surface of the water.

After eating a pound of cheese from chipotle, Ken dropped a fat Stem Christy into the toilet at work.

Stem Christy by KennyG63 April 15, 2016

Crusty Balloon

A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.

Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.

Crusty Balloon by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020

crusty berries

Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair

I need a shower I have so many crusty berries from all this porn I've been watching

crusty berries by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015

Chapped lip crusty

Something bad or not swaggy

Alex - Racism is chapped lip crusty

Flower- Bet
Bones- Facts

Chapped lip crusty by Kyokochan March 19, 2021

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026