Chron-fucked.

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Being in this sort of state at a party means that pretty much your a fucking king. Chron-fucked simply means that you are chronically fucked beyond belief. When your Chron-fucked you act normal, but you have no idea what your doing or what is going on around you. When you tell people you are 'Chron-fucked.' it means your on your level.

Guy 1 - 'Dude... im Chron-fucked..'

Guy 2 - 'Ah man.. YOU PARTY KING!! But seriously.. go sit in the corner before you turn into a chunder dragon.'

Chron-fucked. by Shillz. November 13, 2011

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chronofucked

when your perception of time is warped for some reason and you don't quite know why the time of day or the day of the week doesn't feel right

Natalie thought it was Wednesday, but it was really Thursday. She obviously got chronofucked.

chronofucked by Überschwanz May 6, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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