Suck the chrome off a bumper

A particularly hard, masterful blowjob.

Man, the chick I was with last night could suck the chrome off a bumper!

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

A woman who is an expert cocksucker, that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine

Chelsey was such an incredible cocksucker, blowjob queen, that she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine. She had a talent with that suction mouth of her's.

by devildog June 11, 2006

suck the chrome off a ball hitch

a woman with such amazing blowjob skills that she could wrap her tongue around a ball hitch and suck the chrome off it.

"so dude, how was it?"
"man, it was amazing... she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch."

by anti March 06, 2005

chrome me off

Another term for getting your dick sucked.

guy 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight? guy 2: I think I'll stay home and have my wife chrome me off. guy 1: Your so lucky. guy 2: I know.

by jimmybomm July 15, 2020

Chroming Off

when you listen to CHROMAKOPIA and stroke your little Tyler after each song

Person 1: "Ough I'm chroming off right now"
St. Chroma: "Good boy"

by @threealaj November 20, 2024