Chromey

A person who is very unintelligent and may show signs of needing mental help.

Your are acting like such a Chromey right now!

by Shmeatboy November 14, 2017

Chromey

What you call someone who is missing a few, or has an excess amount of chromosomes.

Danny McBride: Wassup Chromey?
Victor: isn't his name Serg?
Danny: yeah, but you didn't hear? They tested his ass and apparently he's missing some chromosomes.
Victor: Fuck, I knew it.

by Dick Picker October 20, 2023

Chromey

Adj.
Someone that has high lung capacity
Someone that just fucking sucks

That chromey bitch could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

by anonymous June 26, 2023

Chromey Homie

Term of endearment for a friend with Down syndrome. Also can be used to describe a friend who is perhaps not the brightest.

Little does she know, the black kid was actually the one on danger😂. Chromey Homie was not in danger at all 😂😂😂😂. He WAS the danger😂

by Harry Nuhsak September 18, 2025

Chromebook

A piece of shit

My chromebook Won' t turn on

My chromebook has Ckauthenticator

Damn this shitty device

by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 29, 2022

chrome dipper

Someone with lots of money who is willing to spend all of it, even to the point of bankruptcy, to outfit his/her ride with chrome.

Yo man, Johnny's sucha chrome dipper, his momma ain't got no place to live!

by Cheria January 8, 2009

Chromebook

A worthless hunk of junk that’s too expensive for the shitty quality it gives. There’s nothing to do except anything Google, no caps lock, and no benefits whatsoever. It’s THAT bad! Yet EVERY school thinks it’s nessecary and hopes to eliminate the clear more used and better Windows and/or Mac.

<Teacher> Ok class, today we’ll be using Chromebooks
<Student> *Groans* We HATE chromebooks. Why must we use these?!
<Teacher> Because in Google Docs, Sharing is caring, and also we need to conserve trees...

by notliamarmy17 August 27, 2018