Chrisween 

The absolute dumbass that didn't know that King Henry The 8th had 6 wives in 48 years, her only redeeming factor is her cat and the fact that she's really fun to annoy. (She also happens to be 5'2) Her temper doesnt fit inside her gnome-like body so it's really funny to witness her get angry because she's so helpless.

Person 1: "Didn't King Henry The 8th have 6 wives in like 42 years?"

Person 2: "Wow I had no idea you were such a Chrisween."

Chrisween by Breezzy48 September 14, 2019

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

Christienne 

A rare name for a female. Fiery, strong in her beliefs, forgiving in her attitudes.

Christienne is a revolutionary.

Christienne by nessahead February 3, 2010

Christen Pressing 

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.

Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.

Christen Pressing by wafflebitch August 13, 2019

Christened 

Having sex the first time somewhere specific(ie in the backseat of a car)

"We christened my back seat last night."

Christened by Nubsy December 13, 2009

Christeen

Happy. Always smiling with a positive comment just for you. Stylish.
Loving and Compassionate. A devoted friend.

Christeen~A cat that rubs against your leg when you feed it, curls up next to you when you aren't feeling well, keeps its fur "just so"
I always there no matter if you yell at it or forget to feed it on time. ;}
Christeen~wasn't that a killer car?!

Christeen by Humptywuzpushed February 5, 2010

Chiweenie

a mix between a Chihuahua Dachshund also called a mexican hot dog

that dog has the body of a dachshund and a head of a chihuahua it must be a chiweenie.

Chiweenie by olly olly April 19, 2009