Christrolled 

When Christians create media that hooks you on a seemingly secular topic, then unexpectedly relate it to Jesus Christ.

Christian: You know, YouTube’s algorithm is like… somewhat of a gospel you have to follow.
Viewer: Yeah, that seems pretty spot on
Christian: You know gospels are pretty epic, like the gospel of Jesus Christ the lord… fuck you, you’ve been Christrolled!
Viewer: OH SHIT.

Christrolled by Pweaw February 12, 2024

Christpilled 

To know the truth that Jesus Christ is the Son of Man sent to humanity to for the forgiveness of their sins.

Jesse is Christpilled

Christpilled by Biggest Dick Rick November 14, 2020

Christpilled 

To know the truth that Jesus Christ is the Son of Man sent to humanity to for the forgiveness of their sins.

Jesse is Christpilled

Christpilled by Biggest Dick Rick November 14, 2020

ChrisTroll 

1. An angry theist espousing their pathetic rigmarole on an Atheist page.

2. Pathetic christian zealots who only feel powerful when posting hateful remarks on an Atheist page before leaving and never coming back to defend their own positions.

3. A christian philosophy follower who contradicts both good morals, ethics and everyday christian values by harrassing, insulting, offending and just plain making an arse(hole) of themself. :D

Word coined by the admin, Kramer on the 'Atheist

Facebook page.

Slaying ChrisTrolls is an enjoyable past time for Atheists.

That ChrisTroll really needs to take their head out of their ass and stop spamming me with John 3:16 in my inbox.

ChrisTroll by CaptainPants April 27, 2011

Christroll 

When you're flipping through radio stations and hear a song with a sick beat just to realize after a few seconds that it's Christian rock.

We kept getting Christrolled during our road trip through west Texas. Next time bring your Ipod.

Christroll by dockast February 21, 2011

Christpilled 

When a man or woman has it down bad for another brother in Christ.

John is Christpilled for Jesse.

Christpilled by PvtPrankEm November 9, 2023

Christpilled 

Someone who was brainwashed (i.e. adopted radically different beliefs due to systematic and often forcible pressure) into believing in the Christian Protestant/Evangelical God, with an emphasis on the figure of Jesus Christ.

Hannah's boyfriend dumped him after 2 years because he found Jesus and wanted to force her to also "accept Christ as his Lord and savior". He got totally Christpilled out of nowhere!

Christpilled by Nerd#1 December 6, 2024