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Christocrite 

A Christian Hypocrite. One who claims to believe and behave in a godly loving manner to only act as a hypocrite of all things that embody Christianity.
Look at all of these Christocrites telling us who to love. They claim to lead by love but only sit around judging others and not offering help just criticism.
Christocrite by RC Myles February 4, 2024

Christocrite 

Christocrite - a bible thumping, MAGA who’s a hypocrite.
Another shooting at a school? Man, I’m sick of these pro-gun Christocrites sending ‘thoughts and prayers.’
Christocrite by Quimple July 6, 2025

Christocrat 

a supporter of a Christian theocratic government
Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Ted Haggard, and other assholes are bunch of Christocrats.

Christopretensism

Christopretensism (noun)
Definition: The act of invoking Christian language, symbols, or identity for the sake of appearance, influence, or cultural signaling rather than genuine belief or practice.

Etymology: From Christo- (“Christian”) + pretensism (“pretending, performative display”).
Example sentence:
The candidate’s sudden church-hopping every election cycle struck many as simple Christopretensism.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026