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Christocrite 

I would go to church more often, but it's full of Christocrites...those people who act all superior that they show up at church every week, yet I see them at the local bar all drunk and nasty the night before
Christocrite by sutherncomfort April 27, 2010
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Christocrite 

A Christian Hypocrite. One who claims to believe and behave in a godly loving manner to only act as a hypocrite of all things that embody Christianity.
Look at all of these Christocrites telling us who to love. They claim to lead by love but only sit around judging others and not offering help just criticism.
Christocrite by RC Myles February 4, 2024

Christocrite 

Christocrite - a bible thumping, MAGA who’s a hypocrite.
Another shooting at a school? Man, I’m sick of these pro-gun Christocrites sending ‘thoughts and prayers.’
Christocrite by Quimple July 6, 2025

Christocrat 

Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Ted Haggard, and other assholes are bunch of Christocrats.

Christopretensism

Christopretensism (noun)
Definition: The act of invoking Christian language, symbols, or identity for the sake of appearance, influence, or cultural signaling rather than genuine belief or practice.

Etymology: From Christo- (“Christian”) + pretensism (“pretending, performative display”).
Example sentence:
The candidate’s sudden church-hopping every election cycle struck many as simple Christopretensism.
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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