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christmas goose 

A girl who gets horny around the holiday season, and gets fucked by as many guys as possible.
Guy 1: "What's you're favourite part about Christmas?"
Guy 2: "The Christmas Goose kiid!"
christmas goose by G-Mizzle November 13, 2006

Christmas Goose 

A sexual act, or acts, that aim to impress and satisfy someone in bed. When you take a girl home and give her the Christmas Goose, you do your best in bed and pull out all the tricks.
#1: It was his birthday so I gave him the Christmas Goose.

#2: Bro did you give that girl at the bar the Christmas Goose?

No man, That girl didn't deserve the goose!
Christmas Goose by BrOsKi April 9, 2013

Christmas Goose 

an accidental or intentional light pat or bump on the derriere of a co-worker from another co-worker, male or female at any time throughout the year but especially during Christmastime.
Kevin bumped into Tracy while making drinks at the soda machine. Tracy blew it off, smiled and said "Christmas Goose!"
Christmas Goose by Gina Kellie February 17, 2018

high as a Christmas goose 

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool
I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026