Christmas goose
a light pat on the derriere of a female by a male, usually a co-worker, usually at a company Christmas party
Christmas goose by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008
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Christmas Goose
A sexual act, or acts, that aim to impress and satisfy someone in bed. When you take a girl home and give her the Christmas Goose, you do your best in bed and pull out all the tricks.
#1: It was his birthday so I gave him the Christmas Goose.
#2: Bro did you give that girl at the bar the Christmas Goose?
No man, That girl didn't deserve the goose!
#2: Bro did you give that girl at the bar the Christmas Goose?
No man, That girl didn't deserve the goose!
Christmas Goose by BrOsKi April 9, 2013
Christmas Goose
an accidental or intentional light pat or bump on the derriere of a co-worker from another co-worker, male or female at any time throughout the year but especially during Christmastime.
Kevin bumped into Tracy while making drinks at the soda machine. Tracy blew it off, smiled and said "Christmas Goose!"
Christmas Goose by Gina Kellie February 17, 2018
high as a Christmas goose
I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.
My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.
My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.
high as a Christmas goose by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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