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christmas goose 

A girl who gets horny around the holiday season, and gets fucked by as many guys as possible.
Guy 1: "What's you're favourite part about Christmas?"
Guy 2: "The Christmas Goose kiid!"
christmas goose by G-Mizzle November 13, 2006

Christmas Goose 

A sexual act, or acts, that aim to impress and satisfy someone in bed. When you take a girl home and give her the Christmas Goose, you do your best in bed and pull out all the tricks.
#1: It was his birthday so I gave him the Christmas Goose.

#2: Bro did you give that girl at the bar the Christmas Goose?

No man, That girl didn't deserve the goose!
Christmas Goose by BrOsKi April 9, 2013

Christmas Goose 

an accidental or intentional light pat or bump on the derriere of a co-worker from another co-worker, male or female at any time throughout the year but especially during Christmastime.
Kevin bumped into Tracy while making drinks at the soda machine. Tracy blew it off, smiled and said "Christmas Goose!"
Christmas Goose by Gina Kellie February 17, 2018

high as a Christmas goose 

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool
I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026