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Christhor 

A person who seems mean because of their size but in reality is a sweet giant. Usually towers at, or above, six feet tall but does not like any sport of any kind. Christhor is a sweet and caring person who takes care of their friends better than their own selves. They’re a social butterfly... only to those Christhor trusts. It will take a long time before Christhor warms up to you and when they do you’re allowed to do anything to them and they wouldn’t care. However, when Christhor feels like his friends or family is being threatened it’ll look like Christhor changed into a completely different person. Aggression takes over and their thought process slowly starts to fade as Christhor sets his/her mind on beating the threat to a pulp. In spite of this, Christhor is also a teddy bear, so feel free to lean on, rest on, or hug Christhor cause their hugs will change your life.
Bro, he looks nice but don’t mess with Christhor, he’ll mess you up.

Did you know Christhor is an Aquarius?

Christhor’s literally a god, Thor.
Christhor by BeenAnonymousSince1923 February 11, 2020
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Christory 

Christory (Noun): The study of the documented life of Christine / Christopher Weston Chandler, also known as Chris Chan. Debatable the most documented person on the internet, Chris Chan has an extensive and rich lore which is still studied to this day by Christorians (Historians who study Chris Chan history). Christorians still document and catalogue Christory to this day.
"Hey dude, did you hear what Chris Chan did?"

"I study Christory, of course I know what Chris Chan did."
Christory by Gamingcausesautism August 26, 2021

Christorian 

A Christorian is a historian for Chris Chan, the creator of Sonichu.
The golden god-emperor of Christorians is Genosamuel 2.0
Christorian by Psychomaniac66 December 7, 2020

Christchurch 

A city of around 400,000 people who jump into doorways and under tables on a regular basis. Toilets are often holes in the ground, and portable toilets are present on many streets. Sometimes one can see crap swimming down rivers to the sea. This is because so many of its residents shit themselves every time there is another earthquake. There is no central city any more - it all fell down. Brick chimneys and unreinforced brick walls are to be avoided. So are tall buildings, hills and cliff faces. February 22 2011 was the shakiest day yet.
Christchurch: The City that Rocks
Christchurch: It's Munted
Christchurch by ShakyEd April 17, 2011

Christardation 

"He Has a Very Serious Case of Christardation"

"He Suffers from Christardation"
Christardation by Atheist(topix) January 18, 2010

Christhel 

This Christhel is a great person they could be your best friend that will have you laughing or unforgettable lover depends on how you treated them. just know if they rock with you they will step ten toes behind you at all times. Dont be alarmed by their beauty it can be intimidating
This classmate of mine is cute loyal and funny they a christhel for sure!
Christhel by akliyah December 30, 2020

Jesus Christburger 

Extreme confusion or happiness beyond normal words
Jesus Christburger you guys, i have glitter on my dick
Jesus Christburger by Smokahontus January 3, 2011