Christian Wan 

Christian Wan is a music teacher in La Salle College. He is most famous for playing the wanlodica, his own invention, which is very similar to a melodica. He also plays the piano with tremendous effort. He has the shiniest head in the world. He also has broke the Guinness World Record for the 'Shiniest Head in the World' and has won the "Shiny heads'" trophy for 40 consecutive years, bypassing the previous winner, Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College, ie., Tong Wun Sing.

Announcer: I herby announce the shiniest head in the world belongs to...... Christian Wan!

Christian Wan by UrbanDictNoob February 13, 2020

christian wank

from behind, a man inserts his spam javelin into the armpit of his partner who then crosses him/herself vigorously until the man reaches orgasm.

the catholic priest told the police that christian wanking a choir-boy was not strictly a crime in the eyes of god.

christian wank by boni de la fuente November 8, 2007

Christiananigans 

Christian shenanigans

Those Christians and their christiananigans...

Christiananigans by DemonicBagel December 18, 2017

ChristianWong 

ChristianWong is the definition of clutch
Which is used for someone who always does nice things and gets shit done

He just gameshared, what a ChristianWong

ChristianWong by Kck2204 July 3, 2020

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Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019