Christian McCaffrey 

A very attractive football player from Colorado who played running back for Stanford University and is currently the running back for the Carolina Panthers. He is the son of legendary Denver Broncos wide receiver Ed McCaffrey, and has three other brothers, all of which play football. His older brother Max, is currently a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49'ers. His younger brother Dylan, plays quarterback for the University of Michigan. His youngest brother is still in highschool and has committed to the University of Nebraska.

Person 1: Wow, look at Christian Mccaffrey. He is so fine!

Person 2: He's such a great football player too, certainly knows how to run the ball.

Christian McCaffrey by ManyMinion007 December 27, 2018

Christian McCaffrey 

The best person in the whole world he is beautiful and amazing and my future husband.

Omg it’s Christian McCaffrey.

Christian McCaffrey by dawgokid27 November 5, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016