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Christory 

Christory (Noun): The study of the documented life of Christine / Christopher Weston Chandler, also known as Chris Chan. Debatable the most documented person on the internet, Chris Chan has an extensive and rich lore which is still studied to this day by Christorians (Historians who study Chris Chan history). Christorians still document and catalogue Christory to this day.
"Hey dude, did you hear what Chris Chan did?"

"I study Christory, of course I know what Chris Chan did."
Christory by Gamingcausesautism August 26, 2021

Chrisparrow 

When someone is constantly saying something that is not funny, or that causes people to become hating of what someone says.
Group: Haha, Brett has termites!
P1: No! Brett doesn't have termites, he has crabs! *Laughs*
Group: ... You are being such a chrisparrow!
Chrisparrow by Germa88 May 9, 2009
Amazing guy, you'll love him the very first second you get to know him very sweet funny impossible not to love him which is why i love him with all my heart
Omg Chrispy is sexy!
chrispy by rawrx69 March 29, 2009

dj chrispy 

Creator of Frank the Horse, Scratch the obnoxious hand puppet, master of the mix CD, and Brooklyn based Stand up Comedian.
DJ Chrispy really brought the house down with that story about 'wetting' the bed...
To be Cool.
To have Sass.
Christina is so sassy. She is such a Chrispy.
Chrispy by AlfredSerious April 5, 2012

Chrispcream

A large person (usually named chris) who constantly sweats profusely, giving the illusion that he/she is covered in glaze.
This boar of a chrispcream grazed my arm this morning in passing, and no matter how many times I wash it, the sticky stench still lingers.
Chrispcream by meanpussay March 8, 2011