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Christory
Christory (Noun): The study of the documented life of Christine / Christopher Weston Chandler, also known as Chris Chan. Debatable the most documented person on the internet, Chris Chan has an extensive and rich lore which is still studied to this day by Christorians (Historians who study Chris Chan history). Christorians still document and catalogue Christory to this day.
"Hey dude, did you hear what Chris Chan did?"
"I study Christory, of course I know what Chris Chan did."
"I study Christory, of course I know what Chris Chan did."
Christory by Gamingcausesautism August 26, 2021
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ChrisPFry • Chrispy • chrisirys • chrisper • Christory • chrisfromct • Chrisparaj • Chrisparrow • Chrispcream • Chrispersion
Chrisparrow
When someone is constantly saying something that is not funny, or that causes people to become hating of what someone says.
Group: Haha, Brett has termites!
P1: No! Brett doesn't have termites, he has crabs! *Laughs*
Group: ... You are being such a chrisparrow!
P1: No! Brett doesn't have termites, he has crabs! *Laughs*
Group: ... You are being such a chrisparrow!
Chrisparrow by Germa88 May 9, 2009
dj chrispy
Creator of Frank the Horse, Scratch the obnoxious hand puppet, master of the mix CD, and Brooklyn based Stand up Comedian.
dj chrispy by Cassidy Lives On July 6, 2008
Chrispy
Chrispy by AlfredSerious April 5, 2012
Chrispcream
A large person (usually named chris) who constantly sweats profusely, giving the illusion that he/she is covered in glaze.
This boar of a chrispcream grazed my arm this morning in passing, and no matter how many times I wash it, the sticky stench still lingers.
Chrispcream by meanpussay March 8, 2011
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.