Chris Petrikis Share definition Flag A man with a 5 inch penis who loves anal sex and giving blumpkins to random people in restrooms. I saw Chris Petrikis in the bathroom at that restaurant and I knew what he was there for. Chris Petrikis by Gabloomy October 3, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Chris Petrikis mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch