Chris Move

When someone stupid does something dumb, like Chris, they are regarded as making a ‘Chris Move’

“Did you hear Chris broke his collarbone in the off-season”

“What a Chris move”

by JeffNickleson March 9, 2019

Christ Move

Also known as a Jesus Christ Move, or simply a Jesus Move. A term used to describe one's attempt to perform any action or maneuver that would require divine or miraculous aid.

Guy 1: "Dude that chick over there is so hot!"
Guy 2: "I know man, I think I am gonna go talk to her . . ."
Guy 1: "Dude! how?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man, its a Christ Move"

by John - Paul Donovan August 4, 2008

I am Jesus Christ movement

A movement in which people take on the identity of Jesus Christ. That is they all say they are Jesus Christ and preach what they think will make the world a better place and gether deciples. They even have getherings of people who say there Jesus Christ.
This movement was started by a guy when he got the idea for it while he was sitting around smoking pot all day.

Man 1: John and Jack both say there Jesus Christ.
Man 2: Yeah,there both in the I am Jesus Christ movement.

by Deep blue 2012 June 14, 2010

ChrisMoment

Chrismoment can mean dimensionally anything, for example eating and playing video games or staying home to play games instead of going to work or school could be considered a Chrismoment. Though, anything that relatively connects with Chris is a "ChrisMoment".

"I stay home all day and play Roblox"

"You are such a ChrisMoment dude"

by Ih8Chris October 14, 2022

ChrisLovesMashandaMore

Verb: The act of Chris loving Mashanda more.

ChrisLovesMashandaMore and that's a fact.

by ChrisLovesMashandaMore August 7, 2019

Chrislove

A girl that enjoys laughing andin joyful most of the time.She is most likely to fall in love easy.She loves shopping.She draems of one day meeting the one for herself.And often lies to herself.But is also confident

Why are you such a Chrislove , you fall in love too easy.

by kekeburta July 9, 2011

Christovery

This occurs when you're listening to a band you think is awesome, look them up, than get dissapointed by discovering they are a full out Christian band.

Joey: yo i was listening to this amazing band, but their die hard Christians so i don't really like them anymore.

Greg: Ha, looks like someone made a Christovery.

by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010