chris grant

When someone uses their tongue as a log splitter

Stop being a Chris grant

chris grant by Butterball99 November 8, 2015

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Chris Granted

When someone is Chris Granted, it means they were in a fight where the aggressor punches the opponent and the opponent tanks all of the punches because they punches were very weak.

Yo, look at Bob, he just Chris Granted those punches from Tommy.

Chris Granted by BigBackSR March 26, 2026

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Chris Granted

When someone was Chris Granted, it means they tanked all of their aggressor’s punches because the punches were very weak.

Yo, look at John, he just Chris Granted all of those punches.

Chris Granted by BigBackSR March 26, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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