This is the scientific name of a creature that forms a parasitic relationship with female humans. It causes trauma to the female because of its intense insecurities. The characteristic trait of this organism is toxic masculinity and being a raging hypocrite and blames its own faults on the female because it doesn't have the balls to admit its own flaws, come to terms with it and then work on it. For eg. it will slut-shame the female while cheating on its own partner. Common names include Kritik, Kchutiya. Very difficult to get rid of but once done, survivors have often said "life feels like the feeling you'd get if you were around Harry Styles all the time".
"Hey did you get rid of Hirudinea Chutiyae that was in your system?"
"YES! MY LIFE COULD NOT BE BETTER!!! Kritik didn't deserve a single second of my time. The toxic mannerless asshole"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.