Chore Porn

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Similar to food porn, chore porn is digital proof (photo or video) of a single or multiple completed chores. Whereas food porn elicits a stronger response in men, for some reason chore porn often has a more pronounced effect on women.

Friend: Are we still meeting at Broadway 5050 at 8pm to watch game 7 of the World Series?
Me: And you know this! I just sent my wife enough chore porn to keep her satisfied for the whole evening.

Chore Porn by Sir Berzerker 999 April 23, 2025

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soft core porn

Pornographic material that shows everything excluding insertion or penetration.

Jenny stars in soft core porn movies.

soft core porn by BabyD June 22, 2006

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YouTube Soft Core Porn

YouTube Soft Core Porn Is A Way To Describe A Thumbnail That Features Either Cropped Porn And Or In A Semi-Sexual Event. Most Thumbnails Will Include Drawn Characters From A Comic (of which they dub) And Or A Panel From A Hentai Comic. More Of These Situations Include Such As Normal Activities But The Person Doing Them Has Big Tits, A Huge Ass Or Both. If They Aren’t Comic Dubs But Still Use Panels For Their Thumbnails It’s Most Likely To Be A Bait And Switch Meme Channel (AKA Wasted Potential To Actually Make Original Content And Be Known For Literally Anything Else But Bait And Switching Hentai For Little Timmy‘s excuse the rant).

A: Bro You See Those Channels That Use YouTube Soft Core Porn In Their Thumbnails?

B: Yea I Know Right? Internets A Big Place.

YouTube Soft Core Porn by YouTube Soft Core Porn August 22, 2023

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hard core porn

very heavy pornography or pictures of naked people. hard core simply means that the photos show the act of sex or has the sexual acts.

i love to see hard core porn, its almost like the real thing

hard core porn by Siddalee February 7, 2003

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choke porn

watching someone choke so hard, it makes your phallus throttle

omg how did they lose that lead! that's choke porn right there

choke porn by stresspacito October 14, 2018

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Hard Core Soft Porn

A mythical style of film and photography that came into non-existence following the less graphic but equally fictional First Born Unicorn era of filmography and photography.

Culturally aware conversationalist #1: "Can't get that Hard Core Soft Porn out of my head..."

Culturally aware conversationalist #2:"You must be dreaming Californication, yo."

Hard Core Soft Porn by IntellectualRapist December 17, 2012

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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