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an iss whore that does nothing but whore around all day long on ebay, urbandictionary, ISS!, sconex, you name it. this hypebeast has been around since 1990. thats like OG MAN! aiite this be mad handles brought to you by sole lover productions.
chopstix: im a whore.
chopstix by imnotawhore April 13, 2006
A CHINAMAN THAT STEALS BIKEs and gets YOUR mother EVERY DAY OR 2
chopstix had your mother last night and made her limp like a handy cap person
Chopstix by chopstix October 21, 2004
The name of mark robers’s self playing piano that can talk and play rush e
Person 1: hey have you ever heard of mark rober’s self playing piano?
Person 2: yeah!
Person 1: it’s name is Chopstix!
Person 2: such a nice name!
Chopstix by Elemental_Cat November 26, 2022

Chopsticking 

v. present participle: Any aggressive action using a straight arm and hand - where the elongated appendage resembles the tapered shape of a chopstick. This can take the form of chopping, poking, smacking, etc, particularly by someone not trained in the martial arts. (to chopstick, chopsticked)
The student received a detention for chopsticking the boy in front of him during a test.
Chopsticking by Sorensgun July 21, 2009

chopstickery 

pertaining to your ability to use chopsticks well.
Did you see his mad chopstickery skillz?
chopstickery by damina1 February 4, 2010

Chopstick up ass 

The moment when your mom sticks a chopstick up your ass when you got an A- on your math test
Ah I got chopstick up ass