Chop Dick

Noun: A Contemptible person.

Pete was cock blocking me all night; he’s such a fucking chop dick!

by Andrew Bose February 23, 2004

Chopped Dick Salad

n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.

In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."

(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)

by Socra-dick Method June 11, 2010

chopped dick kink

a kink someone may have;a sexual arousal from a chopped dick

Me:I want to fuck carrie but i'm not sure if she likes chopped dick
Megan:Well to be honest i have a little chopped dick kink ;)

by x.m.n.r September 22, 2017

Dick Chops

The hair that grows on the side of the scrotum to make make it look like your dick has sideburns.

holy shit shave your dick chops. your starting to look like Mr.T

by pune master 71 October 17, 2010

dick-chops

When a dick does something really annoying he's a dick-chops.

At work. Somebody annoying asks to borrow your stapler and then brakes it. You say: Look what you did you Dick-Chops!

by Baxter Tomato December 17, 2008

dick chopping

when you cut off a penis with sharp object

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.

by ENTXawp January 27, 2018

dick chop

A dick Chop is a real dick head. Ap erson who gets on your nerves and wont go away

Fuck ryan is a dick chop, i wish he would piss off.

by soonbo August 15, 2006