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chonging
chonging by chongchingchow November 28, 2019
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Chonzin • Chonging • Chonin • choezin • chongin • chonkin • Chonking • Chonginator • Chonging a Grett • Chonging it
Chonging Turd
Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!
Chonging Turd by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016
Chonin
chonin or chon is a word that can be used in place of another word. This can be Quite usefull whenn you cant think of the word your trying to say.
Chonin by wesley1787 February 12, 2009
Chontina
Usually a female name. The keeper of the name tends to love drama, is short, and... homely. (Psst, ugly is mean word. But yeah, basically) When walking, he/she takes on the figure of an ogre. Will do anything to get what she wants - this includes neglecting to go to a dentist. Has a cracked tooth. Two faced, whichever kind of face you want on either side. (he/she will morph their faces to fit your needs) Has shaggy hair. Not very awesome or bright. Obsessed with Pokemon and Japanese culture in a freakish manner. If home alone, like a normal person named Chontina, they would masturbate as soon as the door shuts. However, a certain type of Chontina, known as the Vix Fatum Chontina Syndrome, will pin a picture of his/her black "friend" on the wall and stare at it for hours, until said family/friends return to their abode. Chontina is typically white. Wigger, nerd, and/or fag (nawfence) and has Hydrophobia, resulting in the lack of bathing. Smells like kitty poop.
Ex:
Anthony: Wow, do you smell that? Smells like a kitty just pooped on Mrs. LuLu's wall.
Charlie: Naw, she's hydrophobic.
Anthony: Who? I just said the room smells like shit, whatsit you're talking about?
Charlie: I'm talking about that Chontina there. She's hydrophobic.
Anthony: Oh, I see. Well, whatever. My sinus' are burning.
Anthony: Wow, do you smell that? Smells like a kitty just pooped on Mrs. LuLu's wall.
Charlie: Naw, she's hydrophobic.
Anthony: Who? I just said the room smells like shit, whatsit you're talking about?
Charlie: I'm talking about that Chontina there. She's hydrophobic.
Anthony: Oh, I see. Well, whatever. My sinus' are burning.
Chontina by Hahafooledyou April 4, 2010
Chonkin
North East slang for successful roof repair. Has gained popularity in the 1st quarter of 2022 due to unusually long duration gusting wind periods. Usually consists of hastily bashing some caulk about with a 7 pound lump hammer.
Yer fuckin what, me roof is like a twice brewed Tetley tea bag the c*nts leaking that much. Howayy, just get lashed into a bit of Chonkin, be reet as, nah bother! sealed mint.
Chonkin by BillePiper March 21, 2022
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