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chonto 

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another name for a marijuna cigarette
Get your body high like you're puffin' on a chonto. Girl that's only if you want though. You ready?
chonto by Joelj7891 August 14, 2010
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Chonto 

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AN IDIOT!

A person named or call there self Chonto are idiots!

A liar, manipulative stupid arrogant person!
Look out to not call you child Chonto, a HUGE mistake.
"My name is Chonto, witch means that you shouldn't ever trust me. Even if I like you, be ready to have your heart broken, thats just how i roll."

Choptober

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Time of the month when the Atlanta Braves kick ass in the playoffs.
Me: "Hey John its choptober."
John: "Who asses are the Braves kicking this week."
Choptober by Cavalry05 October 9, 2012

chongo juice 

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the liquid that comes out of someones arse just before the solid shit comes out of the anus. Basically a liquefied shit
oi mate giz a drink of ur warm chongo juice
that guy has just let out so much chongo juice i might go for a chongo lad

contolini 

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italian slang. to majorly excel at something. hardcore-like.
"yo man, you contolini'd. i've never seen anyone throw an orange that far. nice work!"
contolini by Walling March 4, 2008

Chonson 

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Penis; same as Johnson but pronounced with a German accent; from the film “The Big Lebowski”
Nihilist: "We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson!"
Chonson by Lozza_68 February 24, 2008
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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