Chold 

A chold is someone whos older and acts like a child

Chold: dang, im tired
You: tHEN SLEEP CHOLD
Chold: im older than you
You: i SAID SLEEP CHOLD

Chold by Hooman bean November 8, 2019

chold 

a mix between chilly and cold, chold is a feeling, and only relates to a person's inner temperature.

It's cold outside, it's cold in the house, I am feeling chold.

chold by kelly beee February 23, 2008

chold 

A young person between the age of birth and puberty. Similar to an adolt, however, younger.

There are too many cholds.

chold by responsible adolt July 24, 2013

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? 

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? — This was a regional program bumper / public service announcement from the late 1960’s through to the late 1980’s. In some regions, there was an 11 PM variant. This was sometimes the lead in to news programs. But best of all, it was NIGHTMARE FUEL for some of the best childhood ghost stories and URBAN MYTHS that kept a kid awake at night after scary stories were inappropriately told to them by mischievous baby sitters.

No mommy, this never happened to me…honest!!!!!!! Nor, was I ever the perpetrator of telling such a tale.

…And then while the mom was watching t.v., a man came on the screen and said, “It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?”. A shiver went down the mother’s spine so she went to check on her kids. When she opens the door there was a man standing over her children's dead bodies holding a bloody butcher knife. AND HE WAS WEARING A BUNNY SUIT…

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

summer child 

someone who is naive and unaware to the horrors of the real world.

"He wouldn't do that, would he?" "Oh, you sweet summer child, of course he would."

summer child by drugdealingshark February 15, 2015

childe 

1 a young master.
2 the other definitions are just people messing up the spelling of "child".
3 tartaglia from genshin impact that i didn't manage to pull.

the childe is very wise, despite his young age.
or
how the fuck did you get childe on your first pull.

childe by hispotatogals December 6, 2020

Lana rhoades child 

A child with approximately 5 million dads because their mother did some nasty stuff with them

Person 1: Oh look it’s Lana rhoades child
Person 2: Isn’t that the person with 2752725271525 dads

Lana rhoades child by Amongusinreallifesussus August 10, 2021